Hi, thanks for clicking on my name. I’m an editor, writer, and comedian in New York City. Currently, I’m the Editor-in-Chief of Jezebel, where I was hired as Senior Editor in May 2022. My first day was the day the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision leaked.

I’ve written and reported on a variety of topics like the Women’s World Cup, Paris Fashion Week, gravitational wave astronomy, and why women aren’t cutting off men’s heads in art anymore. (But this might be my favorite piece I’ve ever written.) In 2019, my piece, “The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776,” was the seventh most-read article on McSweeney’s.

I spent a decade of my life performing improv, if you can even believe. I’ve trained in improvisation and sketch writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and satire writing at The Second City, and I used to regularly perform throughout Manhattan and Brooklyn. I was briefly a member of the UCB house team, Dang Jojo, before the world shut down in 2020. But we had one live show, and it was a blast.

My work has been featured in New York Magazine, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Decider, and the New York Post, among others. My last name is pronounced TWO-sig-Not. Onesignant was taken.